Sorry in advance for making things weird. | Dave Tarnowski

Hilarious affirmations admitting life’s a mess, perfect for realistic pessimists.

National bestselling author Dave Tarnowski, the visionary behind the 2.4-million+ followers @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account, is back with a fresh and funny brace of realistic affirmations that recognize that failure is always an option across the many splendors of our lives.